As you know, I cannot resist blog awards and memes containing questions – and then I subvert them a little bit.
Thanks for the dragon’s loyalty award, onlyiknowthetrueme. Here’s the history of the award in meticulous detail (lol).
Display the Award Certificate on your website. The original graphic makes me want to barf, so (as usual) I fucked it up a
bit lot. I never miss an opportunity to Tolkien-ify things.
Announce your win with a post and link to whoever presented your award. This is it.
Present 15 awards to deserving bloggers. 15!? Sweet Ganesha on a cornflake, that’s a lot of people who’ll say “er thanks, but stop pestering me with memes”. Easiest way to do this is to
inflict bestow it on the top commenters here: one, two, three, four, five, six – stats only show six, so. I would, however, also like to present this award to See Sea (for remembering my shrink) and those of you who are as nerdy about Tolkien as I am – you know who you are, you lovely humans.
Drop them a comment to tip them off after you’ve linked them in the post. One word – pingback.
Post 7 interesting things about yourself. I’m doing 7 boring ones instead, it’s far easier.
i I wish I knew how many times I’ve read LOTR, somewhere between ten and twenty, I suppose.
ii I’m trying to identify local birdcalls, it’s going as slowly as geology.
iii Noisy eaters turn me homicidal.
iv Green peppers make me burp.
v Old people walking hand in hand melt me completely.
vi The fact that teleportation only exists in sci-fi grieves me.
vii I’m frightened of happiness.
The featured image of this post, by the way, is by Queen Magrethe ii of Denmark. And so is this one…