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Psycho couch
As a noun and adjective, psycho is short for psychopath/ic. As a prefix, it’s anything to do with psychology. As a couch, it’s mind boggling. Boring analysis: it’s a couch upon which you recline when enduring psychoanalysis. Fun analysis: it eats psychologists and then burps to the tune of Rapper’s Delight. Scary analysis: it’s a couch with the potential to head up a major corporation, or kill you without remorse.

Housework bipolar
When typing it into Google, the auto suggest thingy says ‘bipolar housework’, but of course, it gives the same results regardless of keyword order. And the tl;dr of it all is, housework is shit. Especially when you’re depressed and it just seems too hard. Especially when you’re manic and it just seems too boring. Especially if you’re a human being minus some sort of housework fetish. Housework is just shit. End of.

People I love make me feel manic
Oh me too. Wait, we’re talking eros rather than agape, right? Step awaaaay from the credit card, ask before you fuck, slow your speech down. If s/he says darling I think you ought to have a rest, just do it. Don’t get pissy about it, mkay? Talk to your doctor/s about it too. If you have an anxiety prn, take one. Prn is not an abbreviation of porn. Go and have a cold shower.

O.o just k? The other letters of the alphabet say fuuu.

Refuse to be a bipolar stereotype
This makes a change from the daily keywords about negative stereotypes – that post is at well over a thousand views now, but I find its popularity sad. You could try doing the reverse of everything in this post, but tbh you’d be letting yourself down if you did, because they’re grossly unjust. If I gave you joke answers now, I’d be guilty of bigotry myself.

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Well now, what (as they say in the classics) ho! You’ve been here before, haven’t you, dear boy? There’s simply no mistaking your liking for the word ‘rattling’, indeed there is not. The vernacular ‘ain’ however, would suggest a Scottish influence; perhaps you have an estate up there? Och ay the noo, dear boy, whatever that means.

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I remain, as always and eternally, your fond and faceless servant.

*indecipherable signature*

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Postscript: In future, would you mind awfully if we left discussing my stem to a more private environment?

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This is about World of Wankraft? I was sad to discover that flagallboulders is flag all boulders, rather than something mystifyingly amusing. Oh well. I’m off to interrogate an integrated wizard. With a spork.

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Um. BRB harvesting my enemies and watching for the glow. On a number of quantities. Or a quantity of numbers.

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Blahpolar the bipolar blog, enjoying a two year depressive episode, I can see exactly why the words ‘happy’ and ‘future’ were chosen. I think it’s good to challenge myself to tackle the sort of things that usually send me screaming and running. You want interesting things or tips, and you want them linked to your comment.

Here are my tips…
1. Take your damn meds.

You might consider me cynical, but I suspect your real motive is to entice me to buy fitflops from Singapore. Not. Gonna. Happen.

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