Daily Archives: February 7, 2013

NOT calm, NOT cool,NOT collected

Had a notice on my door telling me I was late on  my rent.

Called them, completely panicked, because I had my rent receipt in my hand. I pay in cash so all I could see was imminent ruin if they decided to stick to the story that I didn’t pay.

I’ve never once been late.

The girl on the phone got snarky and said, “Let me look, I don’t know anything about it, calm down, we make mistakes too you know.”

Their new girl didn’t mark it paid.

They didn’t apologize, the woman kept telling me to calm down.

Being told to calm down mid panic attack sets me off more.

I feel like an ass. I always feel like an ass after  a panic attack makes me spazz.

Great start to the day.


Today, I’m having that flickering moment in my brain where it’s telling me that hey, stable right? No need for meds anymore, right? And I’m like… brain… shoosh. I know that I’d be back to the fight-or-flight default of before if I stepped away from being medicated, and that is not something that I deem acceptable. And maybe because that wasn’t so long ago, it continues to help me swat myself when I start to think of going away from what is currently working.

I also find myself feeling momentarily sheepish at having it so good. Sure okay, I still have a raft related problems of various problems, but most of it is mainly manageable (even if a lot of my management is Run like hell from triggering things!‘… which isn’t ideal either). But then, a fool bemoans their fortune, especially in cases like this where the bad will eventually show up again. I guess the bemoaning is, after a fashion, a prelude to the return of depression and whatnot… ’cause fretting. Bad self, don’t fret!

So yeah, not much in the brainbox right now… just trying to not let the frets break in and pull me down. Hopefully acknowledging this will give me the agility to stay ahead of them. :)


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It Was Shoved Down My Throat

Ever feel like something was shoved down your throat?

Well, this Monday morning, something was.

Q: What’s the definition of a flexible sigmoidoscope?

A: A fiberoptic tube with an asshole at each end!

Ha-hah. Yeah.  So instead of that, I got the fiberoptic tube shoved down my throat.

First a perfectly inept nurse tried to start an IV on a vein that NOBODY ever uses.  Everyone knows it’s a shitty vein.  One reason is that it’s in a completely awkward and difficult to access place.  The other reason is that it always has a valve in it.  I still can’t believe she tried to use it.  But I didn’t prevent her from trying.  I didn’t say, LADY, NO ONE EVER USES THAT VEIN, FOR VERY GOOD REASONS, fer chrissake.  No, I didn’t say those things.  For one thing, I try to absent myself from all invasive procedures by going Somewhere Else.  You know, Somewhere Else.  That Place.  For another thing, I try not to piss off people who are sticking needles into my body.

Lord, how many times I have squelched the urge to say, “Gimme that goddam thing and I’ll do it myself, you blithering idiot!”  I think I have, once or twice, because, yes indeedy, I am perfectly capable of starting my own I.V. line and have done so.

But this time, after the blithering idiot had completely botched the job and sent the needle in one side of my vein and out the other, then adding insult to injury by actually sliding the catheter into my subcutaneous tissues AND STARTING THE INFUSION so that I bled like a stuck elephant, she simpered, “Oh, I think I’ll call someone else to try again.  I don’t want to beat you up any more.”  The bleeding imbecile.

The “someone else” was so horrified at the mess the Imbecile had made that she decided to use a baby-sized catheter on a baby-sized vein in my hand, which promptly blew up, looking like someone had pumped the back of my hand full of blue ink.  Oh well.

Then they wheeled me into the operating suite, where someone sitting behind me, who did not bother to introduce herself, slipped me a mickey.  As I felt myself slipping into unconsciousness I whipped around (well, maybe I sloshed around) and said “Who the hell are YOU?” and she said, “I’m a nurse.”  And I’m like, fuck, don’t they introduce themselves anymore, as in, “Hi, my name’s Candy, and I’m you’re nurse aneasthetist.  I’m going to be sending you bye-byes today.”  No.  They just slip you a mickey from behind, as another nameless creature feature sticks a gag in your mouth and then you remember nothing except for the man in the white coat breezing in just before you lose consciousness, informing you that he’s the doctor.  Would have been nice if he’d popped ’round while I was getting stabbed to death, just to say “hi” but I suppose that takes up too much time.

Next thing I knew I woke up with a prodigious sore throat, which I still have.  Seems the white coat was a little rough on the ol’ epiglottis, you know, that little thingie that flaps over to cover your windpipe when you swallow so you don’t get nothing down your goozle.  Damn thing feels like a baseball every time I swallow.  I ate nothing but ice cream yesterday, which felt mighty good but then I started thinking about the 15 pounds I’ve gained since September and switched to soup.

My arm is very colorful.  I had thought about taking a picture and posting it here, but I don’t want anyone to faint or throw up on my account so I’ll just briefly mention that it has the colors of a beautiful sunrise: dark blues fading into reds and rosy pinks.  There, that’s enough, don’t you think?

Oh, and why did I submit to this ordeal in the first place?  It all has to do with my body’s refusal to digest food without the aid of exogenous pancreatic enzymes, which means I have to take enzymes in order to digest my food.  So my gastroenterologist, who is very big into doing high-tech expensive tests when low-tech cheap tests would do just as well or better, ordered an endoscopic ultrasound of my pancreas and surrounding structures.  What a crock of shit.  I knew very well the results would be normal except for the gastritis I’ve had for years.  I managed to wrench the results out of the departmental secretary today, playing the “doctor card,” which comes in handy in certain situations.

So I’m back to square one, in which the gastro is going to say, “I told you it’s Only Irritable Bowel Syndrome,” and I will parry, “Then how come I don’t have ANY of the symptoms of Irritable Bowel Syndrome?” and she will reposte, “You don’t HAVE to HAVE any of the symptoms in order to HAVE it.”  And I will thrust, “How about you write whatever you want to on the “Diagnosis” line and just continue prescribing my enzymes, and I will come see you every six months so you can bill Medicare for a followup?”   Win-win, eh?


My mood has crashed so far down, all I can think about is slithering off to bed. At 7 pm.

I guess it’s to be expected, I had a good week and a half run where I was busy writing and it fueled my ability to muddle through.

I don’t care about my writing right now.

I only care about how dark my mind is at the moment.


The shrink is putting me back on Cymbalta, at the lower dose. Now I have to wait for the insurance company to approve it and pay for it.

I did a really brave or stupid thing today. I broached the subject of swapping xanax for klonopin. I have lived in fear for over a year based on her lectures about how xanax is bad. Ripping the band aid off seemed like the best way to stop living with that cloud over my head.

She’s not even tapering me off Xanax, which scares the fuck out of me. She says the klonopin will just take over and there will be no withdrawal. I am inclined to think she is wrong.

My kid has gone to bed.

Now…I think I shall go hide under the covers and hope that this blackened state of mental being passes by morning.