spammers have feelings too

Another crop of nonsensical and sometimes amusing search terms and spam comments.

(scheduled post)

cavern in the hithaeglir, bilbo meets a hobbit with dissociative identity disorder
If memory serves, Smeagol was ‘like a hobbit’ rather than an actual hobbit. I could be wrong and I cba to find out. Anyroad up, here is the unholy grail.

wpid-c75fa7327862ab885510bddf3674df1b-1.jpgFuck you I’m a bipolar bitch
Well fuck you too. 1. I don’t believe you.  2. Anger management is your friend.

What you feel about means of boy
Meaning? Net worth? I’m not following you and what’s more, it’s about 20 years since I last felt a boy anyway.

Sometimes I just keep quiet because I know what I have in mind
*taps side of nose in conspiratorial fashion, then strokes an imaginary goatee ominously, then ponders imaginary goats* What was the question?

Disappearing spoon quotes about lithium
Goodreads has far more, but here you go, o shiny little absinthe spoon of delight.

Bipolar awesome
No, it really isn’t. Or is this some kind of Charlie Sheen moment? “I’m not bipolar, I’m bi-awesome!”  Nope, you aren’t.

Songbreak!

Every time i assumed, do your bride that day will be, you are a time to erase my imaginary boat, i do not know when it long ah, when ideas will mature
I promise that I won’t do your bride, or erase your imaginary boat. Imaginary goats are where it’s at these days anyway.

I prefer to consider this the continuum of privacy, on the left side we make the modes of communication they all agree are unsecure and lack any privateness. On the right, the modes we deem secure and very own. It might differ just a little by person, but for the most part if you may well ask people for their choice to a private conversation, you’ll likely get the same results.
You ate a dictionary and then barfed it up, right?

Guest of the Guest DC just released its own movers and shakers list in the “Hot Number of.” In a city full of such talent, how did you whittle within the list in order to century of candidates?
The whittling was accomplished by David Bowie with a bowie knife (in the drawing room with Colonel Mustard).

Delete all those friends not often obtained truly notice. Now that you’ve created that list of unknown friends, you must make the big step of deleting them from pals list. You may difficult. Shouldn’t a grieving process involved, but it done.
FacadeBook advice? I can’t thank you enou… no actually, I just can’t thank you at all.

wpid-images-63.jpg.jpeghave discovered this with regard to easy way to use their bogus plans. They have created a fake facebook dislike button. A person don’t see wall posts for instance “I just got the Di Hackers slike button, so now I can dislike each of your dumb posts lol!!” or any other suspicious posts in addition to a attach. If you click that link it leads us to a page which looks like the pages which requests for permission to access the loan application. If we click take automatically leads us in order to complete a survey. Finally it dubs itself like a Firefox add-on with the name “Facebook dislike button”. But this add-on doesn’t seem to make any viral threats which really relief.
The final sentence of your drivel makes everything before it completely redundant. Begone before I slap you silly with a whale shark. Shoo! (Another minute I’ll never get back.)

Therе’s definately a destiny tօ watch ɑbout thiѕ issue.
І have it off аll of tҺe poіnts you sustain made.
Yoda! Green dude! Wtf are you on/on about?

Hi there i am kavin, its my first time to commenting anyplace,
when i read this post i thought i could also make comment due to this sensible article.
We need to talk about kavin. Mostly about his execrable command of my mother tongue.

wpid-images-25.jpg.jpegFor a one one interview male youth, apparently noticed right away that yu geng, if somewhat enlightenment, but not to a plough of greeting, all busy all.
Words like that will probably turn you into the next televangelist messiah. A plough of greeting to you too.

He always wears a white or a plaid shirt, revealing a clavicle, reminiscent of the korean actor, clean, beautiful.
I think this reflects the simple fact that sentiment is coming off such a depressed state in August, that we have settled into a blah type phase
A homoerotic bipolar comment if ever I read one,  and by the way, I am a big fan of the word ‘clavicle’. *initiating blah type phase* I’m very tempted to make feeble double entendres involving the word ‘thrusters’ now.

de qu difcil es aprender una lengua como un adulto y no tener mucha compasin para inmigrantes que tienen acentos pesados o son demasiado tmido para probar English words afuera de sus pocos y aprender mayor cantidad.
This comment is instantly recognisable as Spamish – and it’s not often that google translate actually makes sense: ” what is difficult to learn a language as an adult and not have much compassion for immigrants who have heavy accents or are too timid to try Inglés words out of his few and learn more.”  Wonder why they translated the word ‘English’ back into Spamish.

Did you play the troll song?

All the way through?

How much do you hate me right now?

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