We’re at the end of the universe, the end of time and you’re … blogging!” David Tennant as Dr Who
Day Four: Identify Your Audience
Today’s Assignment: publish a post you’d like your ideal audience member to read, and include a new-to-you element in it.
Not reader eh, but audience member. I’ll have to start selling popcorn. I already have ideal readerS (take a bow), but the rest of that email talked about the head of Random House and so forth. So if I need a dream reader to exploit …
Dearly beloved Dream Reader,
Wow, you are looking fantastic! No really, you’re skinny, the new hair is gorgeous and your ass will never look fat in anything!
What’s that? You need my email address to send eBooks to and my postal address for other gifts? Ohhh alright then, if you must.
Blah de blah
The new to me element there would be the shameless whoring for gifts. I really am more than satisfied with the readers I have already.
Day Five: Love Your Theme
Today’s assignment: try out at least three other themes — even if you’re happy with the one you first chose. Try one you’re drawn to, and one you would never use.
Nope. Been blogging since about 2001, done all of that and more.