Meme meme meme meme memely meme … (from the hit show Two and a Half Memes)
Stop me, before I meme again? If you see anything you like, please help yourself. Fitting rooms are here, here and here. In the event of a crash, benzodiazepines will drop from above. Place them in your own mouth first before helping others. Thank you for flying Mixed MetaphAir.
Now that’s what I call a shrink. I’d probs get distracted and then all I’d tell him is, “You’re such a good boy.” Not to mention going eep meep at the adorkable teeny chair.
They aren’t (clearly), but I hope yours are.
I’m hypo or mixed right now – I can tell because a) I’m punny again and b) you have no idea how hard I am resisting the urge to pepper this post with emoticons and exclamation marks. (!!!)
Uh huh, that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout.
Please … I’ll do anything, just …
I tend to defocus my eyes, or stare from one to the other, wondering how anyone looks into people’s eyes, plural.
No explanation necessary, right?
Fly the (un)friendly skies …
